Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I puked a lego.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
