How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We are two peas in an std pod
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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