Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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