Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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