His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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