So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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