No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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