Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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