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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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