Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
