Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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