It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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