So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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