I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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