with your own penis?
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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