the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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