Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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