Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
