erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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