Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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