Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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