Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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