Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
is it fun? or sober?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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