Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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