i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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