No, you can still breathe under the balls.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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