Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
