Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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