Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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