party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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