office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Shame - the story of my life.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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