We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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