What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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