i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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