If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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