oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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