its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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