dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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