You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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