Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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