I cockslap morals
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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