someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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