The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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