I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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