That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
