i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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