you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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