I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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