i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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