I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So much rum. So many feels.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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