Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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