So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Its about making memories worth repressing
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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