I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just had sex bonerless
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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