Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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